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Diaries / Captain Calico Jack’s Log

Fiction. Legends, reports and most of the crew are invented. The ship and the shanty are real.

Calico Jack’s galleon opens at Escape This Sydney CBD on 18 October 2024, and the very first Sydney crews sail off with his treasure. The captain is unamused.

The Galleon · Captain’s LogLeaf 283
Date
18 October 2024
Wind
Suspicious
Treasure
Do not ask

Sydney Surrenders Nothing

Friday. A mooring in Sydney, on George Street. The harbour city. I have always wanted to sail into Sydney. I had imagined cannon fire and crowds on the shore, not a lift and a lanyard.

The Sydney ship is fitted out like the others, timber and chains and my quarters at the far end, except that here a wheelchair can roll from the hold into my cabin without anyone holding their breath. I did not ask for this. I am told it is the law of the land and also good manners. I am in favour of neither.

The first Sydney crew got out. The second Sydney crew got out. A crew of two schoolteachers got out and corrected the spelling on my wanted posters on the way. Sydney prisoners, I am learning, are relentless.

I have a theory. The sea air here is too fresh. It sharpens the mind. I have asked the management for staler air. They have asked me to fill in a form.

Scarface has volunteered to spend the opening weeks in Sydney, keeping an eye on things. What a sailor. I have doubled his biscuit ration.

— Captain Calico Jack, Terror of the Seas (all of them)